The jig is up- We Play with our Food!

As many of you know, we have a story for everything, but what is true, and what is not? Does Chihuahua cheese come from real Chihuahuas? Do chicken’s really have nipples? How many fish would it take to fill a tako w/ pickled fish assholes?

Yes, we have answers for these questions, and no, they are not factual. We like to play with the insinuation that indeed herds of little free-range Chihuahuas are wrangled into their pens and then meticulously milked with the tedious forefinger to thumb micro up and down movement only capable of a practitioned tea cup canine maid so that they can then culture the curds into a rich elastic melting cheese. But seriously, folks, the cheese is simply prepared in the style of traditional cheeses from the location of Chihuahua Mexico. It is not made from Chihuahuas…

Our Chicken Nipple Quesadilla does not in fact have nipples from chickens either. Again, while we jest that we extract their milk for the cheese and reserve the nipples, this is just not the case. I’m pretty sure (not positive though) that chickens don’t even have nipples. I think that is reserved for mammals… So, we say Nopales sounds like “nipple” and that is why we have named the Quesadilla as such. Is it true that Nopales and Nipple come from the same Latin root that describes the thorn poking from the cactus? Nope. Nipple and Napoles are derived from different etymologies. It still seems like an interesting relationship though, even if it isn’t true…

And last but not least, a question that has come to topic half a dozen times or more…No fishes would be used for a taco of pickled fish assholes. It sounded like it would take a lot, but in fact, the hole of a fishes ass is not a tangible. It is the space in between. It is like the culinary lie that “doughnut holes” are from the doughnut. No, they are just “doughnut balls”. The hole is a non-tangible space that cannot take on the tangible characteristic of filling anything, much less a taco. And no, we will not be serving anything from a fishes anus. I hope we didn’t let anybody down.

Speaking of Fish Assholes…This dude is annoying…

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